[R]Art is a Blast indeed unnn.. (Akatsuki + Eiko)

[Kakuzu]

Deidera surveyed the land he was late, Pein was going to have his head, it had been quite a while where Pein had ordered the Akatsuki to be there in person, it must be something really urgent. "What a drag unnn.... Sasori-dono is already there leaving me behind like that, tsh!" Amegakure had been under quite heavy survillance as Pein had recently become extremely paranoid, perhaps that is one of the reason he asked the Akatsuki to return to base asap. Deidera had been atop his massive clay barn owl, it's massive wings flapping sending small gusts of wind underneath the massive clay bird, making it maneuver quickly in the air. Amegakure ANBU ops have been most probably informed of Akatsuki's grand arrival thus there were only a few tailing Deidera's massive clay bird from down below. Deidera's scope zoomed onto the massive industrial buildings of Amegakure. 30 degrees NW and 150 degrees W.

Deidera's clay owl flapped it's massive wings and began to sink closer to the treetops. The clay owl then swerved to the left a kunai barely missed the owl's right wing. "AH! What the hell unnn...? So much for that freaking escort the leader sent." Deidera quickly lunged his hand into his sachel and allowed his mouth hands gnaw on the clay inside his sachel.

[Eiko Kasuka]

Eiko was merely in the vicinity of the Amegakure and was uncomfortable being here. That bastard Kuro had disappeared again and she had to hunt him down so they could move on to the next country. This one was far too militant for her liking and she was keen to leave the area.

The sound of large wing beats and the whoosh of a kunai cought her attention and she looked around to find the sources of the sounds. The wing beats came from a huge white bird swooped low overhead with a blonde man atop it. He was dressed strangely in a cloak of black fabric and a red cloud pattern. She was sure she's heard of this outfit relating to some criminal organisation before she left hidden sand. Akakumo or akatsuki, something alone those lines though it didn't exactly matter at this moment in time. As for the kunai she quickly spotted another man in similar dress ahead who had thrown it. She had no idea what was going on but since this already appreaed violent she chose to stay still and hide on the branch she was currently crouching. There was no sense getting into a fight she knew nothing about.

[Hidan]

" Fuck" hidan cursed loudly, he had missed with the kuni, but what did he expect he was the worst shot in the akatsuki.

He was also late for the meeting when he saw Deidera, he would not get such a row if they were both late so he had thrown the kuni in an attempt to down his transport.
He was afraid that Deidera was going to leave without him so he threw another kuni aiming for the owls head, if that didnt work he would just shout and swear loudly at Deidera.
"That bastard" thought Hidan.

He did not notice the girl skulking near by he was to fixated on the large clay owl in the sky.

[Kakuzu]

"What the hell unnn...?" Deidera looked down to expect to see a hunter nin chasing him down for the bounty on his head, but to his sheer shock and horror the attacker was donned in a black robe with red cloud patterns etched on them, another Akatsuki member had attacked him? As the lens of his scope zoomed in he managed to spot an emblem hanging from his neck with a triangle inscribed in the middle, the attacker had long white hair that was slicked back, the Akatasuki immortal Hidan was the assailant.
"Oi! What the hell do you think your doing you stupid bastard unnn? The hell you trying to kill me..." Before Deidera could finish his sentence Hidan had thrown another kunai, this time aiming for his clay owl's head. Deidera quickly swooped out of the way to dodge the kunai, this was one was a bad miss. Deidera then withdrew his hand from his pouch and watched as the mouths on his hand chewed and then spluttered several clay spiders who automatically began crawling around on his hands and arms.

Deidera with a hard flick to the wrists released all of the spiders and watched them all land around Hidan. Deidera then raised his index and middle finger to his face and smirked "KATSU!" Thus with that a massive explosion ensued sending many trees crashing to the ground severely burnt to a crisp. "Art is a bang unnn.. you self righteous religious freak, my religion is my beautiful art, that sure as hell beats your stupid Jashin guy" Deidera knew for a fact that this will strike a nerve with Hidan. Deidera was going to see how far he can push his Hidan's buttons without making him have complete fit. Deidera smirked and watched for Hidan down below with his scope.

[Eiko Kasuka]

These two were maniacs, much worse than Kuro and so loud. She disliked them already. The explosions, annoying as they were, were impressive and Eiko wondered what kind of technique it could be. The blast was so strong that Eiko was knocked from her branch top perch to the ground. She landed lightly on her feet and leapt straight into a nearby bush.

This was already above and beyond her, she decieded the best course of action was to pray they had not seen her and wait until it was safe to get out of this area. She hated noise and she had a feeling this was going to be a damp, miserable and noisey day. She sighed with frustration.

[Hidan]

" Fuck you you little twerp, what does your godless art do for you let you make pittiful explosions, my godly art allows me to live forever, so fuck you !!!"
This had really struck a cord with hidan he was screaming blue murder, but he was cut short by the sound of somthing falling form a tree.
"What sort of ninja are you you were fucking followed !!!, shut up and come see what it was ill deal with your shit later!!" HE screamed at Deidera.

After this weather he had heard him or not hidan made his way over to the bushes.
Stiuped godless bastard, he was going to get some of his blood later and see whos art was better then. Mornon, dip shit... his thoughts were interupted as he came closer to the bush.

[Kakuzu]

"I'll tell you you philistine my God like art is that life's only beautiful because it's so fleeting, so transient. This is what is so divine about art, and besides what the helll do you know about art you imbicile!" Deidera was now almost as equally as pissed as Hidan was with Deidera. Deidera finally got to meet the Akatsuki immortal, he had only met him as a hologram during the extractions of the last Bijuu, he did not talk much but did managed to throw snide comments at the leader and other Akatsuki members and showed outright disrespect, Deidera at this point despised the man, but now it was sheer hatred of the immortal. Wonder where his partner was? From what he had heard was that Kakuzu, his partner is the self proclaimed treasurer of Akatsuki due to his gluttonous attitude towards money. What an interesting pair.

Deidera then growled back at Hidan once more "Actually she was following you dumbass my artsy ninjutsu does not allow me to get as easily as you, you lumbering loudmouth! She probably followed your loud parading abnoxiousness all the way from Konoha" Deidera then swooped down as he finally spotted the young female perched down on the ground. Deidera jumped off his clay owl and walked towards the girl, his hand still inside his satchel to scoop up more clay and then placed his hands to his side as he walked over to the girl. "Well Well what do we have here Hidan is this one of yours unnnn?"

[Eiko Kasuka]

Eiko's face was stern though at the moment she was scared. These guys were clearly way beyond her abilities and because there were two of them escape didn't seem all that likely. She was thinking as fast as she could for a way out of this, trying to talk her way out was pointless, she was too poor with words so it seemed trying an offensive retreat was the best option in this situation. This is why she hated Kuro. He'd wonder off on his own forsaking the point of being on the same team. If he were here, as useless as he was she might be able to get out of here. They made a good team even though they hated each other.

As the two Akatsuki members approached Eiko leapt backwards into the air with her terrifing speed. She flicked open her fans and launched the ten hidden senbon needles at them both. Five from one fan in a swipe at Deidara and five from the other in a similar swipe at Hidan. Her speed was likely her only advantage in this situation. "Where the hell is Kuro!" she thought angriliy.

[Kuro Metaru]

Kuro heard a large explosion and covered his head
"That wasn'y me ??" He looked over to where the smoke was coming from, drat that was where he left eiko alone, what if she had blown up ... wait why would she just blow up. There must be other people there.

He ran as fast as he could.

<just after eikos attack >
When he arived eiko was already in the air senbon going towards two people he only assumed were on the same team becouse of there matching tops.

He activated his bloodline straight away this was not time to conserve chakra, they looked dangerous.
" Sup eiko, " He shouted playfully, he never took this shite seriosly.

He raised both arms " Tri barrel Flame cannon " He yelled as jets of fire spurted form his hands and mouth.
The jet from his mouth passed under eiko his hand flames went respectivly in the direction of both hidan and deidara.

[Kakuzu]

As Deidera got closer he was forced to quickly jumpe back and released his explosive clay birds to intercept the senbon needles coming his way and as their paths crossed Deidera quickly yelled "Katsu!" With that command Deidera jumped back as the clay birds erupted in flames and made several explosions knocking the senbon needles off track. Using his other hand Deidera released explosive clay spiders, his now clay free hand was in his pouch for more clay. Deidera jumped back once more and jumped onto a tree to stay at a distance until the hand mouths molded enough chakra into the clay to make more explosives for him to use.

Just as Deidera was just about done chewing the clay another figure appeared to rescue the young girl sending balls of flame towards Deidera two missed as Deidera jumped off the tree and another caught his sleeve sending it aflame, Deidera quickly put it out "Jeez that was hot you bastard unnnnnn..." Deidera commanded his owl to fly to him and as he jumped from the tree and landed on the back of his clay owl. "Hidan you take that bastard the chick is mine unnnn..... Go!" With that Deidera took off and released more clay birds at the pair. Before Deidera took off he left several clay worms on the trees who are now burrowing underground making their way to the unsuspecting pair.

[Hidan]

((OOC: basicly i cant thats me rping with me so no lol ))
"No deal prick, its your fucking fault im going for the chick, so eat a dick !", with this hidan threw two kunai towards deidara just to make sure the godless heathen knew he was serios this time, how the fuck could sasori put up with him,
He then jumped just in time to be missed by the new kids fire.
He then fired his scythe towards eiko compleatly planning to miss her so he could get her on the back stroke of the scythe.
" Eat shit bitch !" He screamed as the scythe rocketed towards her.

[Eiko Kasuka]

Eiko never thought she'd be glad to see her noisey partner but in comparison to this pair he was an angel.
She nodded to Kuro to acknowledge his appearance. She was to pre-occupied to tell him how much of an ass hole he was for going off on his own in the first place. "Fuuton - Rinrintaru Shippuu no Jutsu!" she said in what was for her a loud voice. She swiped each fan individually releasing her biting gale technique from each one. Two long, sharp edges of wind chakra slashed the birds before they got close, she'd already seen the explosive technique when her first attacked his partner. She repeated they technique aiming at the scythe wielding, maniacal idiot in an attempt to slash him open. She stepped to the side to avoid his scythe. Her speed was clearly wasted on him.

[Kuro Metaru]

Kuro seeing that he was not a target for that split second jumped into action,
" Katon - Hando kannonhou no jutsu " He screamed as he raised his arm towards the blond weirdo and laoded it with his black blood rather than metal, no one was aloud to make more noise than him no one !.

He fired the tiny shards of black blood in a flak like spread towards deidara.
He was sure to get at least a drop would penetrate his skin with a spread like this. Once he had launched it he spun behind a tree to prepare there escape, there was no way in hell then could do this.

"HAY EIKO, IF I GIVE YOU SOME SENBON CAN YOU FIRE THEM AT SCYTHE GUY FOR ME ? " He yelled franticly. With this he made 2 senbon from his blood and waited to hear from her.

[Kakuzu]

Hidan was too much of a dumbass to co-ordinate attacks with thus he would depend on luck and good timing to be able to attack both at the same time, yet it will depend on how long Hidan would be able to stand against the fan girl. With that Deidera flew higher and higher into the air to be able to be out of reach of any long range jutsu or at least high enough so that the winds would knock them off course. Once Deidera had reacched a high enough elevation he stopped. Also at this elevation no matter how big his explosion is going to be it will not be that high into the air. All that was needed was for Hidan to distract the two whilst he chewed enough yet he needed to time it right as he did not have enough clay to do it again.

Deidera quickly maneuvered the black shard objects directed at him and yelled "KATSU!" making the hidden spiders who should be now have surrounded the shinobi explode and the worms under Hidan and the girl explode as well. It was simple distraction, seems that the fight was going to end rather faster than he had hoped. Deidera began to reposition himself now so that once he drops the massive C-4 bomb on them the range of the explosion would kill both at the same time. "You don't understand the beauty of art do you kid? Unnn... Fine art is the beauty of that single fleeting moment of explosion." Deidera had at least another good twenty minutes of chewing before he would be able to launch the massive C-4 explosive. (2 more posts by me and it will be ready)

[Hidan]

" My name is hidan you prick, follower of the all mighty jashin" Hidan yelled at kuro.

The wind jutsu slashed towards him, he was to slow to get out the way the wind chakra sliced through his cloak and into his flesh and internal organs, as his scythe slashed into a tree and imbeeded its self he looked down at his stomach, he could see his entrails poking out, he lowerd his left hand and held them in place, " What the fuck you stiuped bitch that hurt, you could have killed me !!" he said bursting into laughter. He pulled the scythe back towards him at supper speed hoping to get her on the way back.
he wasnt sure if he needed his organs but he was not about to leave them behind either, kakuzu would fix it later. Better finish them quick.
The laughter stopped abruptly and his face suddenly twisted into a look of desperation, he had almost forgoten to pray to jashin, he brought his charm up to his mouth and began to pray, forgetting about his scyteh comming twards him past the girl.

[Eiko Kasuka]

"Yes Kuro!" she replied to his question about senbon. She could fire these needles with a technique to give them much more power.
Eiko was taken aback seeing Hidans guts poking out of the gaping wound. Her attacks had never landed so directly. At that moment the underground explosions began causing her to leap into the air in an attempt to avoid the blasts. This was lucky in that she dodged the scythe approaching from the rear but not so fortunate in that she was blown into a tree near Kuro as a result of the explosions. Since she was so underweight there was little she could do against the forces of the blasts.

She rose shakily to her feet. "Kuro, the one that looks like a girl, he's doing something. We can't cope with this, we need to leave before he's done," she whispered now that she was close to him.

[shi]

Kakuzu let out a long drawn sigh. Those two... Putting Hidan and Deidara into the same battle would never go well. Both of them where far too flashy, they both wreaked havoc anywhere they went and they where both mildly to moderately insane. If he let things go on like this they would end up letting those two escape, or even get themselves killed... Well Hidan wouldn't die, just get mutilated...
The nukenin decided that it was time to join the fray himself. He slowly stepped out from a nearby group of trees and into sight. Hidan had decided to pray in the middle of the battle like the idiot he was... at least Deidara seemed more serious about this battle.

Kakuzu stood completely still by the edge, a bit of way from the four. His arms hung limply at his sides, showing that he was not going to join the battle unless it was actually needed. For now he was analyzing their enemies. Both of them where skilled ninjutsu users. The girl seemed quite fragile. By the looks of it she would be easily bested it taijutsu. Thats why she uses those Futon techniques to keep her enemies at a distance.
The boy seemed to use Katon jutsus, and what appeared to be some sort of hidden jutsu, or maybe a kekkai genkai. It was harder to read him, so it would be best to be careful when dealing with him. He was almost expecting the guy to make an attack against him.

[Kuro Metaru]

" Got it, here take these " He said giving her the balck senbon, ill cause a huge distraction, you just shoot the guy whos guts are falling out, whats with that anyway should he not be dead ?

With that as soon as she took them he rasied and screamed "Triple Katon - Ude Haisekishu" Once he had finnished the hand seal in each hand he bagan to spew out thick black smoke, enough to cover a small house with him and eiko in the middle, this will have muffled sound from within.

He stopped spewing smoke from his mouth, but continued from his hands the smaoke expanding " As soon as your out of here ill harden my skin and detonate it, its just fire i shouldn't die just make sure you get that hit".
This all went on completly oblviouse to the new persons presence.

[Kakuzu]

Deidara still held his position in the sky still eagerly watching the battle from above. It had become quite interesting but Hidan the idiot was not assisting Deidara at all at the moment. Just as he had lost hope in the battle and thought about leaving Hidan behind to deal with the pair, another man donned in the Akatsuki robes popped out of the underbrush, Hidan's partner Kakuzu. "Well Well nice of you to join Kakuzu so how about you make yourself useful unlike that that idiot Hidan unnnnn?"

Deidara quickly swooped down closer to try to push the smoke covering the scenery below with his owl's massive wings making sure to stay out of the smoke at all times. "Almost done with the C-4 explosive my grandest work of art unn.., " Deidara's mouth hands were busy chewing away at the clay molding it with his chakra. Eventually the hands spat out two large peices of clay which he began to mold into a shape of a large bird with small wings. "This is it, behold the majestic beauty of my divine artwork unnn." Deidera was going to drop it disregarding Kakuzu and Hidan's presence as he heard the pair were immortal and thus a little explosion would not kill them, or it might.

[Hidan]

Hidan reolized from the screaming heathens irritation voice that his partner had appeared, this was great he would be able to get a little "field medicine",
" Hay Kakuzu make your self usfull eh?, i might die over here ", He again just stiffled a laugh, but knew that this hurt one hell of alot, and that fighting with ones innards out was difficult to say the least,
"Yo Deidara, fuck off ehh, now that my partner has arrived we dont need your pathetic heathen art anyway !!".
Hidan could not wait to see that back of that irritation little short arse, him and his godless mess of a jutsu.